WE'RE ALL IN THE GUTTER*

Happy Election Day, Everyone!!
I hope that all of you who are citizens and registered remember to get out an vote!

So, uh...geology exam today. Ha. That went well. And by well, I mean that I didn't actually blow my brains out. I just made a lot of stuff up. Who knew that there were so many kinds of rocks. Pfft.

Sometimes I wonder why I go to college. Then I remember, "Oh yeah, to spend an eternity in meetings every night!!" Granted, it was only 3 hours tonight. But I'm pretty positive that if I die and go to hell, I'll be sitting in meetings listening to people talk about stupid shit FOREVER.

Gosh, all this frustration.
I've been an awful Buddhist lately. I need to get on that...add more zen to my life and whatnot. People tend to scoff at my "iTunes self-help and meditation podcasts before bed" ritual. It's not THAT pitiful, right?

Wait- don't answer that.
I might cry.

In an attempt to live my life with the heart of a Buddha and all that other shit, my new goal is to cut the angst fest and possibly post something of substance here.

Please note the "possibly."

We'll see.

I bought a low-fat oreo muffin from the coffee shop this morning. Sadly, it's not as cool as delicious as I imagined an oreo muffin would be. Pfft. In about one hour and forty-five minutes I have a test on identifying rocks. Yes, I kid you not. The professor hands me a rock...I name it. Fuck geology.

Honestly, I would love to stay and chat...but there's a "rock box" in the library waiting for me.

Adios.